Theory on why SOPA will be what causes the end of the world in December...
If SOPA passes we all know people won't take it very well, uprisings will occur, hackers will join forces, the world will be thrown into pandemonium.
Protests, strikes, and riots all across the US and the rest of the world will cause strain on law enforcement, economies, government.
Eventually governments will weaken and we'll all be living under Martial Law.
And during all of this, somewhere in Idaho (Yes, it will be in Idaho) there will be a young man, early 20s named Jackson (His name has to be Jackson), A+ blood, blond hair, green eyes, and has a strange fascination with bugs, almost to a sexual level.
Before SOPA he lived with his mother who soon after it's passing was tragically killed in a riot by being crushed by a grill thrown by a rioter..... she was a very small woman. Joining the Military under the ruse of wanting to avenge his mother, he's actually working as a double agent for the underground resistance.
He quickly rises ranks and soon finds himself in one of the highest positions.
Now with access he didn't have before he steals codes for the supply of nuclear missiles.
The original plan of the resistance was to use the codes as leverage, however Jackson goes mad and launches the missiles, causing the next World War followed by a nuclear holocaust.
From the radiated devastation a new, mutated, sub species of human will rise with a hunger for flesh causing another war between them and the ones who live through the holocaust.
This will all happen by Dec. 21. 2012
Only a few people will survive
And it will be the end of the world as we know it.
And then a meteor will come and crush half the planet.
Annnnd that's all a complete load of bull inspired by sleepiness and about 50 messages about SOPA in my inbox in the last half hour. -w-
Probably makes no sense and that was the goal. |D
... Seriously though... SOPA sucks monkey eggs.